Sunday, October 31, 2010

Your Fail Video Compilation For October

Enjoy.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher's Show

Zach pulls out a joint while discussing the Prop 19 vote in California.
Watch and enjoy. lol.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Two Teenage Girls Executed By Somali Militants


A Somali militant group publicly executed two teenage girls Wednesday after accusing them of being spies for the Somali government, according to the group, eyewitnesses and a relative of one of the girls.
"Those two girls were evil and they were spies for the enemy (the Somali government), but the mujahedeen caught them and after investigation, they admitted their crime, so they have been executed," said Sheikh Yusuf Ali Ugas, commander of Al-Shabaab in Beledweyne, a town in central Somalia.

The teens were blindfolded with their hands behind their backs against a tree, and shot, according to a local journalist.
A resident of Beledweyne told CNN that Al-Shabaab called on the town's residents to come out and watch the execution.
"Hundreds of people came out to watch the execution," he said. "It was very bad ... the girls looked shocked and were crying but [no one] could help."

Source

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Fainting Goat Kittens

Remember those goat fainting videos?
Well, here are some kittens with the same rare condition.
Terribly cute and sad at the same time.

Batman 3 Finally Named: The Dark Knight Rises

Nothing weird or crazy today.
Just good NEWS!

Ready the popcorn. The third installment of director Christopher Nolan's much-touted Batman franchise will be named The Dark Knight Rises, a continuance with the dark themes of the second film The Dark Knight, which thrust late actor Heath Ledger into the Oscar spotlight with his brilliant sinister performance as The Joker. No word yet on who exactly will terrorize Gotham in the film expected to hit theaters in summer 2012, but Nolan did say fans can rule out The Riddler. Read more from the L.A. Times.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2010/10/27/batman-3-finally-named-the-dark-knight-rises/#ixzz13ZgW3lin

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Boy Survives 20-Story Fall Onto Car

Doctor says 10-year-old Chinese child suffered skull fractures


BEIJING — A 10-year-old Chinese boy has survived after falling 20 stories from an apartment window and landing on a parked car.

A doctor at the People's Hospital of Guizhou in southern China said the boy suffered skull fractures and bleeding on the brain and remains under close observation.

The state-run Xinhua News Agency said the boy fell from the open apartment window Monday morning and his fall shattered the car's back window.

The doctor surnamed Han in the neurosurgery department said it is a miracle the boy survived.

The Xinhua report cited police as saying the fall is assumed to be accidental.

Last month, a New York man survived after falling 39 stories and crashing through a car's back window

Source

Monday, October 25, 2010

Baby Killed As Family Jumps From Paris Window After 'Devil Sighting'


A baby died when a family of 12 leapt from their second floor balcony in Paris claiming they were fleeing the devil.
Eight more were injured, some seriously, in the tragedy when they jumped 20ft into a car park in Paris suburb of La Verriere.
The baffling incident occurred when a wife woke to see her husband moving about naked in the room, police said.
She began screaming 'it's the devil! it's the devil!', and the man ran into the other room where 11 others adults and children were watching television. One woman grabbed a knife and stabbed the man before others pushed him out through the front door.
When the man forced his way back in, they all began screamed in terror and leapt from the balcony screaming 'Jesus! Jesus!'
The naked man also leapt from the balcony, detectives said.
A four-month old baby died in his mother's arms, while a two-year-old was critically injured in yesterday’s incident.
Police said they had found no evidence of hallucinogenic drugs or unusual religious rituals.
Versailles assistant prosecutor Odile Faivre added: “A wife in the next room saw her husband moving around naked and began screaming that he was the devil.
“In the confusion following this apparent case of mistaken identity, the naked man's sister-in-law stabbed him in the hand and he was ejected through the front door of the flat.
“When he attempted to get back in, panic erupted and the other occupants of the flat fled by jumping out of the window.
“A number of points surrounding this incident remain to be cleared up,” Mr Faivre said.


Read more: http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/world-news/eleven-people-jump-from-paris-window-after-devil-sighting-14985331.html#ixzz13NJIAeuK

Hard to believe no drugs were involved here or maybe Religion is at fault?

Friday, October 22, 2010

Crocodile On Plane Kills 19 Passengers


A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.


The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic.
A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
The unbalanced load caused the aircraft, on a routine flight from the capital, Kinshasa, to the regional airport at Bandundu, to go into a spin and crash into a house.
A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators.
Ironically the crocodile also survived the crash but was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage.
British pilot Chris Wilson, 39, from Shurdington, near Cheltenham, Glocs was acting as the plane's first officer alongside Belgian pilot Danny Philemotte, 62, who was owner of the plane's operator Filair.
The plane smashed into an empty house just a few hundred metres from its destination.
"According to the inquiry report and the testimony of the only survivor, the crash happened because of a panic sparked by the escape of a crocodile hidden in a sports bag,” news organisation Jeune Afrique reported.
 One of the passengers had hidden the animal, which he planned to sell, in a big sports bag, from which the reptile escaped as the plane began its descent into Bandundu.
"The terrified air hostess hurried towards the cockpit, followed by the passengers."
The plane was then sent off-balance "despite the desperate efforts of the pilot", said the report.
"The crocodile survived the crash before being cut up with a machete."
The plane was a Czech-made Let L-410 Turbolet, one of more than 1,100 produced as short-range transport aircraft and used mainly for passenger services.

Source

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Picture Update #3

Hungry Kitty
Herp
Cute

Behind The Scenes Piece - Jackass 3D

A short piece on the filming of Jackass 3D.
Explaining the 3D cameras and a behind the scenes of one of the stunts "Port-a-potty Cocktail".
Enjoy.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Rent Is Too Damn High



Jimmy McMillan is the man in the video above. He is running for Governor of New York under the political party he created,
The Rent is Too Damn High Party (website). Basically, he only has one issue
that he's running on, and you can probably guess what that might be.

This IS NOT a comedy sketch.
LOL.

Edit - Looks like the wesite has been taken down.
Edit#2 - SITE is back up! Check it out!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Afghanistan's Dirty Little Secret

"How can you fall in love if you can't see her face," 29-year-old Mohammed Daud told reporters. "We can see the boys, so we can tell which are beautiful."

Western forces fighting in southern Afghanistan had a problem. Too often, soldiers on patrol passed an older man walking hand-in-hand with a pretty young boy. Their behavior suggested he was not the boy's father. Then, British soldiers found that young Afghan men were actually trying to "touch and fondle them," military investigator AnnaMaria Cardinalli told me. "The soldiers didn't understand."

All of this was so disconcerting that the Defense Department hired Cardinalli, a social scientist, to examine this mystery. Her report, "Pashtun Sexuality," startled not even one Afghan. But Western forces were shocked - and repulsed.

For centuries, Afghan men have taken boys, roughly 9 to 15 years old, as lovers. Some research suggests that half the Pashtun tribal members in Kandahar and other southern towns are bacha baz, the term for an older man with a boy lover. Literally it means "boy player." The men like to boast about it.

"Having a boy has become a custom for us," Enayatullah, a 42-year-old in Baghlan province, told a Reuters reporter. "Whoever wants to show off should have a boy."

Baghlan province is in the northeast, but Afghans say pedophilia is most prevalent among Pashtun men in the south. The Pashtun are Afghanistan's most important tribe. For centuries, the nation's leaders have been Pashtun.

President Hamid Karzai is Pashtun, from a village near Kandahar, and he has six brothers. So the natural question arises: Has anyone in the Karzai family been bacha baz? Two Afghans with close connections to the Karzai family told me they know that at least one family member and perhaps two were bacha baz. Afraid of retribution, both declined to be identified and would not be more specific for publication.

As for Karzai, an American who worked in and around his palace in an official capacity for many months told me that homosexual behavior "was rampant" among "soldiers and guys on the security detail. They talked about boys all the time."

He added, "I didn't see Karzai with anyone. He was in his palace most of the time." He, too, declined to be identified.

In Kandahar, population about 500,000, and other towns, dance parties are a popular, often weekly, pastime. Young boys dress up as girls, wearing makeup and bells on their feet, and dance for a dozen or more leering middle-aged men who throw money at them and then take them home. A recent State Department report called "dancing boys" a "widespread, culturally sanctioned form of male rape."

So, why are American and NATO forces fighting and dying to defend tens of thousands of proud pedophiles, certainly more per capita than any other place on Earth? And how did Afghanistan become the pedophilia capital of Asia?

© 2010 Joel Brinkley

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Final Judgement For The Streaker


Billionaire Tosses Obama Streaker A Bone 

He thought he would get a million dollars, but the man who degraded himself to promote a billionaire's website will only get some rent money and help for his sister's hospital bills. Filthy rich website owner Alki David has decided that Staten Island's Juan Rodriguez failed to qualify for the million dollar prize because he didn't get within earshot of President Obama at a Philadelphia rally on Sunday. But "despite the failed attempt," David is going to pay Rodriguez's rent for one year, cover his sister's hospital bills, and give him an undisclosed but supposedly "generous" amount of cash. And all Rodriguez had to do was humiliate himself before the world and get arrested. Who says the economy's dead? Rodriguez hasn't said whether he thinks this is a raw deal, but he has apologized to the President. Yesterday the Secret Service paid him a visit, and afterward he issued a statement saying, "Mr. Obama, if you feel I disrespected you in any way, I'm very sorry for that." But it's been four days since the rally, and the ever-aloof Obama has yet to comment on the incident. Is this Obama's Katrina?

The 'undisclosed' amount is thought to be anywhere from 3 to 500 thousand dollars. All in all, not a bad pay day for Mr. Rodrguez.

 

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Update On The President Streaker


He has been bailed out and Alki (the billionaire) has paid for bail and 9 months rent for the man who had his landlord breathing down his neck.

The Million Dollar decision will be made once word gets back to Alki if Obama indeed heard and seen the streaker.

Word is the parties in this story will be interviewed on the Howard Stern show tomorrow morning.
Not sure if that will happen or not.

Heres a link to the raw video of the streak.
http://www.joeyboots.com/

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Remember That Site I Linked Last Week

BattleCam.com?

The billionaire Alki David proposed the Obama Streak challenge, where, a person had to streak the president with the site plastered on their body screaming the site for a smooth 1 million in cash.

Welp, someone did it Sunday. LOL.
Video of the streak is currently being uploaded and assessed to see if it meets the criteria for the 1 million dollar cash prize.


Man Streaks in Front of Obama for $1 Million

Streaker at Obama's Philadelphia rally

The streaker is currently still in jail and video of the streak will be released sometime today. Stay tuned to BattleCam to see if he will get paid the 1 million or not.

BattleCam.com

Meanwhile In India

Girls drugged into puberty, sold as prostitutes

Forced into puberty, prostitution
A Headlines Today team has uncovered the thriving prostitution racket in Sodavas and Girvas villages of the state's Alwar region. The team found that villagers were giving the girls - some of them as young as 10 - repeated and unregulated shots of growth hormone Oxytocin to speed up their sexual maturation.

"Gangs from the Bedia and Nutt communities kidnap girls, give them injections to make them reach puberty. The girls are then sent to Mumbai and even the Gulf for prostitution," said Rishi, a social activist in the area.

The kidnapped girls, some of them six-month-old babies, are brought to Sodavas and Girvas from far and wide. They are raised by the villagers "as their own daughters".

"Prostitution is a tradition in our community," said Ram Prasad, a village panch.


Unregulated use of Oxytocin
Oxytocin is injected by unscrupulous farmers into vegetables to make them grow faster and bigger or given to buffaloes by milkmen to boost milk yield.

Oxytocin injections are available across the counter in Alwar and are codenamed 'Goli Number 10'. Almost every chemist stocks Oxytocin although the area has absolutely no cattle population or farming.

"Oxytocin causes several hormonal changes. Apart from early puberty, the girls develop feelings of love, trust and sexual arousal. This is how the hormone is being misused," said Dr Anuradha Kapur, gynaecologist at Max Hospital.

While there are variations of the drug for human use, the injections given to the girls are the ones meant for animals.

The reason is apparent. "Veterinary Oxytocin is more effective and easily available," said Dr B.D. Gurnani, a local child specialist.

The results are shocking: girls as young as 6 or 7 years old suddenly grow up to look like teenagers. Even their age on documents is forged.

"Giving high, unregulated doses of Oxytocin can affect the centre nervous system, cause seizures and have other side-effects," said Dr Kapur.
 
"The families are into prostitution since generations. They have been doing it since 1947," said Om Prakash Gujjar, a sarpanch.


More with video HERE

Picture Update #3





Saturday, October 9, 2010

Neighbors taunt dying 7 year old girl

This is truly disturbing. Theres probably more to this story that we will never know.



Parents: Dying Girl, 7, Taunted by Neighbors in Trenton

TRENTON, Mich. - Her family says 7-year-old Kathleen Edward is in the final stages of a degenerative brain disorder diagnosed as Huntington's Disease - the same disease which killed her mother, Laura, when she was only 24.

Neighbors Jennifer and Scott Petkov, who have been feuding with the family, admitted to posting grim depictions of Laura and Kathleen on Facebook. One photo depicts Laura in the arms of the grim reaper, while the other features Kathleen's face above a set of crossbones.

The couple also have a coffin hitched to a pick-up truck in front of the house, which they say is nothing more than a halloween decoration.

Police responded to the public feud Thursday, but no arrests were made.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Teacher sacked for schoolgirl rape Tweet


A preschool teacher in Gothenburg in western Sweden has been fired after he Tweeted about wanting to rape little girls.

 As a consequence, the 21-year-old man's first workday at the preschool was also his last, G√∂teborgs-Posten (GP) reported on Wednesday.

The preschool principal received a tip on Monday morning about the Twitter posts.

"[Name of school] preschool Start 9.30am. Think I will rape 6-7 young girls," the man wrote on Twitter on Monday using his iPhone.

More HERE

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Patents, For The Win

Always, ALWAYS get patents for everything you create or manufacture.
Case in point:

Entrepreneur Wins $625 Million Payout From Apple


Yale University professor David Gelernter said Apple's software infringed on three of his patents. A federal jury agreed.

A small technology company won an eye-popping $625.5 million verdict in a patent infringement case against Apple.
On Friday, a federal jury in Tyler, Texas, found that Apple infringed on three patents held by Mirror Worlds, a company founded by Yale University computer science professor David Gelernter.
Apple is challenging both the verdict and the way the damages were calculated. If the $625.5 million figure is upheld, it would be one of the largest in patent lawsuit history.
The lawsuit, filed in 2008, claimed three Apple software features – the Cover Flow flip function, the Spotlight hard drive search tool, and Time Machine, which backs up data – violate Mirror Worlds patents. The jury agreed, awarding $208.5 million for each of the three infringements.

More Here

Fun Fact :  Gelernter was a victim of the unibomber Ted Kaczynski.


Not Much Going On Today...

So enjoy this guy with a huge tumor.
I do feel bad for him.
I just wanna punch it though.
How bout you?

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Man fined $1B for sending Facebook spam

Looks Like He Doesn't Really Care All That Much LOL

MONTREAL – A Montreal man who sent more than four million spam e-mails to Facebook users over a two-month period was ordered to pay the social media giant more than $1 billion in compensation,

Guerbuez was fined $100 US for each of the 4,366,386 spam messages that were posted onto Facebook profiles in March and April 2008. With punitive damages and the exchange rate factored in, Guerbuez owes $1,068,928,721.46. He’s also barred from opening a Facebook account.
The self-described online marketer says Facebook will have difficulty collecting the sum now that he has filed for bankruptcy.

Source

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I Love Japanese Game Shows

They really should have their own cable tv show in North America playing episodes non-stop.



People wanted more so heres one of my faves:

Silent Library



Firefighters Watch As Home Burns: Gene Cranick's House Destroyed In Tennessee Over $75 Fee



Cranick lives outside of the city limits and he admits that he forgot to pay a $75 annual service fee that would have provided him with fire protection. Firefighters wouldn't lift a finger, much less the hoses that might have saved the house.

Source

The Smack Nightclub UK Leamington Spa LED Room

This is trippy.
The song is "Hold On" (Sub Focus Remix) by Rusko

Picture Update #2

Eeeek

This dude is loving life.

World of Warcraft mugs.
Buy them HERE


Monday, October 4, 2010

Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Found In His Butt

But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack...

OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

More Here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt

New York police shoot, kill man who threatened to 'kill some cops'



A man who called New York City's 911 center twice early Sunday, threatening to "kill some cops," was later shot and killed by police when he charged at responding officers with a knife.
Officers first used a Taser gun on Emmanuel Paulino, 24, then shot him when he continued to lunge at them, according to the New York police department.
He was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Transcripts of the calls showed someone ready to pick a fight
.
911 Operator: "911 Operator, where is your emergency?"
Suspect: "Yeah, I want you to call the cops cause I'm ready to kill."
911 Operator: "What?"
Suspect: "I'm ready to kill some cops right now."
911 Operator: "You're ready to kill some cops? Where are you?"
Suspect: "Yeah, [lists address], New York, I'm right here, outside."
Operator: "OK so what's going on there?"
Suspect: "Yeah, I'm ready to kill cops right now."
Operator: "Oh, OK."
Suspect: "OK, yeah, get em, I'm [Inaudible] I'll be right here."

More Here:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/10/04/new.york.police.shooting/index.html?hpt=T2

Surfing BP Style


And a perfectly timed pic of Tiger at the Ryder Cup

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Real or Fake?

A New Site That Pays You To Do Stupid Stuff


BattleCam.com

Battlecam is a site owned and operated by Alki David. The eccentric billionaire prankster. Yes, he really is a billionaire. Nightly, he will broadcast and present challenges to broadcasters for monetary reward. The other incentive is to gain points for times you broadcast and how long you stay on. Points may then be exchanged for prizes. The main channel usually picks up in the evenings or when Alki himself is broadcasting.

You can check out clips from the site on youtube after doing a search.

Saturday, October 2, 2010

They Don't Screw Around In The Czech Republic

Check out these two guys who have a little argument on the streets of Prague.
And yeah, thats one of those 'Heavy Swords' you can buy online. LOL.

Friday, October 1, 2010

A Great Site With Tons of Original Documentary Content

It takes a second to get used to the navigation on this site but there is plenty to see here. I'm positive you'll find something of interest.

Two of my favourite channels are 'Vice Guide To Travel'
and 'Vice Guide To Sex'.


The ones on North Korea and Liberia are very good.


To check out more channels, simply click on "Shows" drop down menu in the middle of the page.
If you don't find something you don't like on thier site, theres probably something wrong with you.

Your Fail Compilation Video For September

Picture Update


Age old wrestling technique. I just prefer the women doing it to the men, i guess. It must be effective because it happens all the time, from what i'm told.

This pic looks like it may be from a movie but its not. Real life here.

Wheres the blood though?

Heh.

 Have never seen this one before. I'm happy he signed it! Means, they survived.