Friday, December 24, 2010

Ancient Aliens: The Third Reich

If you have a few minutes or 40 to spare.
Check out this show about Ancient Aliens and their influence on Nazi Germany.
Intriguing stuff.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Muslim Woman Cuts Out Daughters Heart While Listening To Qur'an

Religious ritual believed to be behind death of girl who was found with her heart cut out and other organs strewn round home
Neighbours of a mother arrested after her four-year-old daughter was killed as an apparent religious offering told how they heard screams from the family's flat.
Nusayba Bharuchi's corpse was found stabbed to death in the kitchen with her heart and other organs cut out and strewn around her flat and lying next to her mother, Shayna.
The 35-year-old woman was allegedly chanting verses of the Koran as her daughter's disembowelled corpse lay next to her in the home in Clapton, East London.

Read more:

Friday, December 17, 2010

Bailed Julian Assange Live Interview

Julian Assange live interview after being bailed out of jail.

Have a Happy Weekend Everybody

...just don't party as hard as this guy did.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Meanwhile In Russia

Crazy bastages.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Picture Update #Lost Count

A few TSA jabs



Tis' The Season

Now. Some Kitty Gif's
I R Camoflauged

I R Swimmin

I Haz Cuddle Buddy

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon Teaser Trailer

For those that haven't seen it yet...

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Lets Get Serious Here For A Minute or 10

After mulling over the ongoings on the interwebs regarding wikileaks and the subsequent attacks performed on certain sites in efforts to help the organizations owner.

I ask you this, What if wikileaks is a US government (CIA or other) front used as a premise to introduce the true censorship of the internet?

What if they knew the counter attacks would happen as they are right now, to make a case to bill makers in Washington to finally censor the freedoms we enjoy on teh interbutts?

Still don't believe me?

Read CIA, Mossad and Soros behind Wikileaks

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Police Find Justin Bieber Mural In The Mansion Of Brazilian Drug Kingpin

Justin Bieber has groupies where you'd least expect them.

An army of Brazilian cops raided the Rio headquarters of one of the country's most notorious drug gangs, The Guardian newspaper of Britain reported.

Among the items they found in a mansion belonging to a kingpin known as Pezao were 10 tons of pot, an arsenal of assault rifles and a missile.

The cops also found a mural on a wall depicting the teen heartthrob.

Apparently, in addition to Pezao being one of the top traffickers, he's also one of the top Bieber fans.

Read More HERE

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Student Faces Three Years In Prison For Modifying Xbox 360

In the first case of its kind, a man from Southern California is set to go on trial Tuesday on criminal charges of circumventing digital rights management (DRM) by modifying Microsoft's Xbox 360 console.

Twenty-eight-year old Matthew Crippen faces two counts of violating the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and could face a maximum of three years in prison if convicted.

The Cal State Fullerton liberal arts student is accused of installing chips on Xbox 360 consoles that allowed people to run pirated DVDs and other unofficial content.
In a potentially devastating decision, a federal judge ruled last week that Crippen could not claim "fair use" as a defense for modifying a gaming console.

Crippen's attorneys had hoped to claim that installing a mod chip in a gaming console was no different than "jailbreaking" an iPhone, since both devices share many of the same basic functions.

Read More HERE
UPDATE: Looks like a smart judge did the right thing. Check link to read more.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

November Fail


Monday, November 29, 2010

Melting A Rock With The Power Of The Sun

Found this amazing video of the Sun melting and burning objects you wouldn't think it could.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Never Call The Cops With A Consumer Complaint About Your Hooker

The next time Ryan McNames wants to lodge a consumer complaint, he’ll know better than to call the Columbia Police Department.

The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court.

While “the first woman showed him her chest,” police reported, the second hooker “took the $60 without holding up her end of the deal (oral sex).” The pair then “jumped in their car and left,” according to a police press release. That’s when McNames made the mistake of calling cops to report that he was a larceny victim.
He also requested that officers contact the woman who did not fellate him and “get $40 of his money back,” police reported.

McNames, who admitted knowing that it was illegal to pay for sex, was later arrested for patronizing prostitution. After being booked on a misdemeanor rap, McNames, pictured in the above mug shot, bonded out of jail after posting $500.


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Boy Gang-Raped By 10 Women: Police Chief

A 17-year-old village boy has been gang raped by 10 knife wielding women in Papua New Guinea, police say.

Southern Highlands Province police commander Teddy Tei said the gang of women attacked the schoolboy just outside the provincial centre of Mendi on Friday.

"This is a serious matter and police are trying to identify who these animals are," he said.
"More than 10 women with kitchen knives attacked him and four women had sexual intercourse with him."

The boy went to hospital for treatment, he said.

Commander Tei said he feared the women might have infected the young man with HIV/AIDs.
"HIV/AIDs is a problem in PNG and I am concerned the women might be infected.

"I always warn the women to be careful at night but I am now warning the men too.
"Police are investigating but it is not clear why the attack happened," he said.


Monday, November 22, 2010

Theres Not Much Going On In..

...the world in which this blog is surrounded around.
So, i'm going to give you this tune to listen to.
In the comments please suggest tunes i should listen to.
I'd like to see what gives my readers eargasms.

Friday, November 19, 2010

I'd Like To Know Who's Turn It Really Was

An argument breaks out over who's turn it is to use the Xbox.
Luckily, the skinnier gentleman didn't go "Beastmode".

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Future Soldiers May Be Wearing 'Iron Man' Suits

Salt Lake City, Utah (CNN) -- A lunchtime crowd is gathering beside the parking lot at Raytheon Sarcos, the defense contractor, on a recent day in Salt Lake City. White-collar workers from nearby office parks stand with their yogurt cups and sandwiches, watching with quiet awe as a man in a metal suit -- sort of half-man, half-robot -- performs superhuman feats of strength.
This may be the closest these people will get to a real-life "Iron Man," the character from the comic books and hit movies.
Inside a prosthetic shell of metal and hydraulics, Raytheon test engineer Rex Jameson is putting an XOS-2 exoskeleton through its paces.
As the crowd watches, Jameson uses his robot hydraulic arm to shadowbox, break three inches of pine boards and toss around 72-pound ammunition cases like a bored contestant on the "World's Strongest Man."


Monday, November 15, 2010

Picture Update #5

  Chilled Beer Anyone?


When you see it...

I don't get it either.

Start 'em young

I don't know whats the story on this one

Some gif's for you to enjoy as well.

Herp de Derp

Who's there?

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia

This interesting docu is from the "Jackass" production crew before they went into the filming of "Jackass 3D"

Many have probably not seen or heard of this one but i shall bring it to you now.


The full movie can be seen HERE.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Japanese Man Commits Suicide Live On Internet

A Japanese man committed suicide live on the internet after heated exchanges with online users who dared him to kill himself, local reports said Wednesday.

The 24-year-old man in the northern city of Sendai was found dead Tuesday morning in his apartment by local police, who received reports from web users, newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun reported.

The man, who lived alone, had been on extended sick leave from his job since August and had posted complaints about his work, local newspaper Sankei Shimbun said.

The man began to broadcast images of himself on live streaming service Ustream on Sunday night, announcing his plan to kill himself and discussing his views about life.
After a break, his broadcast resumed early Tuesday and he hanged himself in his apartment at around 5:30am local time, Sankei said.

His broadcast received many messages, with some web users encouraging him to kill himself quickly, while others urged him to desist.

Ustream stopped the broadcast after 6:00am Tuesday, following reports from an increasing number of viewers, Yomiuri said.

Japan has one of the world's highest suicide rates, accounting for more than 32,000 deaths last year, the 12th consecutive year to exceed 30,000 deaths.

Read more: Here

Monday, November 8, 2010

Woman Kills Baby For Interrupting Farmville Session

A 22 year-old woman from Jacksonsville, Florida has pleaded guilty to killing her baby son over a game of...Farmville.

Alexandra V. Tobias says her three-month old child, Dylan Lee Edmondson, had been crying while she was trying to play the popular Facebook casual game. This angered Tobias, who told authorities that she shook the baby, had a cigarette to calm herself down, then shook him again. It's believed he "may have hit his head during the shaking".

Dylan's death was classified as second-degree murder, a charge that carries the possibility of a life sentence in prison.

Jacksonville mom who shook baby for interrupting computer game pleads to murder [Florida Times-Union]

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Woman Demands Sexual Favors From Husband And His Friend At Knife Point

An unwanted sexual advance landed a Ripley woman in jail after she allegedly brandished a knife to get her “request” met.

Jackson County Sheriff’s Deputy R. Mellinger responded to a possible domestic dispute at the I-77 Motor Inn near Fairplain last Friday. Upon arriving, Mellinger met Danny R. William, James A. Watson and Melissa L. Williams; Danny and Melissa are estranged spouses who live four doors down from each other within the I-77 Motor Inn.

Mellinger stated he observed Melissa to be naked from the waist down, sitting in a living room chair, inside Danny’s apartment.
According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the apartment intoxicated, asked each of them to perform a sexual act on her and took off her pants and underwear, which Mellinger observed lying on the floor at her feet.

Danny stated that he declined the invitation, however, Watson agreed he would perform at her request. The complaint states that as Watson approached Melissa, he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor and declined to precede any further.

More Here

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

10-Year-Old Gives Birth In Southern Spain

Doctors in Spain have warned of the health risks of pregnancies in young girls after a 10-year-old gave birth in Jerez.

Authorities in Spain were today trying to decide what to do with a 10-year-old girl and the baby she gave birth to last week, admitting they had never before encountered such a young mother.
The girl gave birth in a hospital in the southern city of Jerez on 26 October, though the case only came to light today. Doctors remarked that both the girl and her mother, who accompanied her to the hospital, seemed calm about the birth.
The young mother was allowed home at the weekend with the healthy 2.9kg (6.4lb) baby, whose father was reported to be an under-age boy.
"The important thing is that both the baby and the mother should be cared for properly," said Micaela Navarro, head of the health service in the region of Andalucía.
"If that is the case, then they can stay with their family without any problem. That is what we are checking on at the moment. She might be the mother, but she is herself a minor," she added.
Navarro did not explain why the checks had not been carried out earlier.
The Diario de Sevilla newspaper reported that, despite the age of the mother, a caesarean had not been necessary.
But doctors warned that pregnancies carried health risks for very young girls. "At a young age your bones are not even fully formed," said Dr Adolfo López Gómez of Seville's Sagrado Corazón hospital.
"The high level of hormonal activity caused by a pregnancy can provoke problems."
Andalucía had 177 children born to girls who were 14 or under in 2008 – though no one can recall a case involving a 10-year-old.
Doctors remarked that the baby was welcomed into the new family, who said that childbirth at a young age was not abnormal in their native Romania, according to the local Diario de Jerez newspaper.
Spain allows marriage, where a judge deems there are exceptional circumstances, at 14 years old.


Picture Update #4

This Is My House!

Popular Costume This Halloween
Til Death Do You Part
Click To Enlarge

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Your Fail Video Compilation For October


Saturday, October 30, 2010

Zach Galifianakis Smokes a Joint on Bill Maher's Show

Zach pulls out a joint while discussing the Prop 19 vote in California.
Watch and enjoy. lol.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Two Teenage Girls Executed By Somali Militants

A Somali militant group publicly executed two teenage girls Wednesday after accusing them of being spies for the Somali government, according to the group, eyewitnesses and a relative of one of the girls.
"Those two girls were evil and they were spies for the enemy (the Somali government), but the mujahedeen caught them and after investigation, they admitted their crime, so they have been executed," said Sheikh Yusuf Ali Ugas, commander of Al-Shabaab in Beledweyne, a town in central Somalia.

The teens were blindfolded with their hands behind their backs against a tree, and shot, according to a local journalist.
A resident of Beledweyne told CNN that Al-Shabaab called on the town's residents to come out and watch the execution.
"Hundreds of people came out to watch the execution," he said. "It was very bad ... the girls looked shocked and were crying but [no one] could help."


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Fainting Goat Kittens

Remember those goat fainting videos?
Well, here are some kittens with the same rare condition.
Terribly cute and sad at the same time.

Batman 3 Finally Named: The Dark Knight Rises

Nothing weird or crazy today.
Just good NEWS!

Ready the popcorn. The third installment of director Christopher Nolan's much-touted Batman franchise will be named The Dark Knight Rises, a continuance with the dark themes of the second film The Dark Knight, which thrust late actor Heath Ledger into the Oscar spotlight with his brilliant sinister performance as The Joker. No word yet on who exactly will terrorize Gotham in the film expected to hit theaters in summer 2012, but Nolan did say fans can rule out The Riddler. Read more from the L.A. Times.

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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Boy Survives 20-Story Fall Onto Car

Doctor says 10-year-old Chinese child suffered skull fractures

BEIJING — A 10-year-old Chinese boy has survived after falling 20 stories from an apartment window and landing on a parked car.

A doctor at the People's Hospital of Guizhou in southern China said the boy suffered skull fractures and bleeding on the brain and remains under close observation.

The state-run Xinhua News Agency said the boy fell from the open apartment window Monday morning and his fall shattered the car's back window.

The doctor surnamed Han in the neurosurgery department said it is a miracle the boy survived.

The Xinhua report cited police as saying the fall is assumed to be accidental.

Last month, a New York man survived after falling 39 stories and crashing through a car's back window


Monday, October 25, 2010

Baby Killed As Family Jumps From Paris Window After 'Devil Sighting'

A baby died when a family of 12 leapt from their second floor balcony in Paris claiming they were fleeing the devil.
Eight more were injured, some seriously, in the tragedy when they jumped 20ft into a car park in Paris suburb of La Verriere.
The baffling incident occurred when a wife woke to see her husband moving about naked in the room, police said.
She began screaming 'it's the devil! it's the devil!', and the man ran into the other room where 11 others adults and children were watching television. One woman grabbed a knife and stabbed the man before others pushed him out through the front door.
When the man forced his way back in, they all began screamed in terror and leapt from the balcony screaming 'Jesus! Jesus!'
The naked man also leapt from the balcony, detectives said.
A four-month old baby died in his mother's arms, while a two-year-old was critically injured in yesterday’s incident.
Police said they had found no evidence of hallucinogenic drugs or unusual religious rituals.
Versailles assistant prosecutor Odile Faivre added: “A wife in the next room saw her husband moving around naked and began screaming that he was the devil.
“In the confusion following this apparent case of mistaken identity, the naked man's sister-in-law stabbed him in the hand and he was ejected through the front door of the flat.
“When he attempted to get back in, panic erupted and the other occupants of the flat fled by jumping out of the window.
“A number of points surrounding this incident remain to be cleared up,” Mr Faivre said.

Read more:

Hard to believe no drugs were involved here or maybe Religion is at fault?

Friday, October 22, 2010

Crocodile On Plane Kills 19 Passengers

A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.

The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic.
A stampede of terrified passengers caused the small aircraft to lose balance and tip over in mid-air during an internal flight in the Democratic Republic of Congo.
The unbalanced load caused the aircraft, on a routine flight from the capital, Kinshasa, to the regional airport at Bandundu, to go into a spin and crash into a house.
A lone survivor from the Let 410 plane told the astonishing tale to investigators.
Ironically the crocodile also survived the crash but was later killed with a machete by rescuers sifting through the wreckage.
British pilot Chris Wilson, 39, from Shurdington, near Cheltenham, Glocs was acting as the plane's first officer alongside Belgian pilot Danny Philemotte, 62, who was owner of the plane's operator Filair.
The plane smashed into an empty house just a few hundred metres from its destination.
"According to the inquiry report and the testimony of the only survivor, the crash happened because of a panic sparked by the escape of a crocodile hidden in a sports bag,” news organisation Jeune Afrique reported.
 One of the passengers had hidden the animal, which he planned to sell, in a big sports bag, from which the reptile escaped as the plane began its descent into Bandundu.
"The terrified air hostess hurried towards the cockpit, followed by the passengers."
The plane was then sent off-balance "despite the desperate efforts of the pilot", said the report.
"The crocodile survived the crash before being cut up with a machete."
The plane was a Czech-made Let L-410 Turbolet, one of more than 1,100 produced as short-range transport aircraft and used mainly for passenger services.


Thursday, October 21, 2010

Picture Update #3

Hungry Kitty

Behind The Scenes Piece - Jackass 3D

A short piece on the filming of Jackass 3D.
Explaining the 3D cameras and a behind the scenes of one of the stunts "Port-a-potty Cocktail".

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The Rent Is Too Damn High

Jimmy McMillan is the man in the video above. He is running for Governor of New York under the political party he created,
The Rent is Too Damn High Party (website). Basically, he only has one issue
that he's running on, and you can probably guess what that might be.

This IS NOT a comedy sketch.

Edit - Looks like the wesite has been taken down.
Edit#2 - SITE is back up! Check it out!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Afghanistan's Dirty Little Secret

"How can you fall in love if you can't see her face," 29-year-old Mohammed Daud told reporters. "We can see the boys, so we can tell which are beautiful."

Western forces fighting in southern Afghanistan had a problem. Too often, soldiers on patrol passed an older man walking hand-in-hand with a pretty young boy. Their behavior suggested he was not the boy's father. Then, British soldiers found that young Afghan men were actually trying to "touch and fondle them," military investigator AnnaMaria Cardinalli told me. "The soldiers didn't understand."

All of this was so disconcerting that the Defense Department hired Cardinalli, a social scientist, to examine this mystery. Her report, "Pashtun Sexuality," startled not even one Afghan. But Western forces were shocked - and repulsed.

For centuries, Afghan men have taken boys, roughly 9 to 15 years old, as lovers. Some research suggests that half the Pashtun tribal members in Kandahar and other southern towns are bacha baz, the term for an older man with a boy lover. Literally it means "boy player." The men like to boast about it.

"Having a boy has become a custom for us," Enayatullah, a 42-year-old in Baghlan province, told a Reuters reporter. "Whoever wants to show off should have a boy."

Baghlan province is in the northeast, but Afghans say pedophilia is most prevalent among Pashtun men in the south. The Pashtun are Afghanistan's most important tribe. For centuries, the nation's leaders have been Pashtun.

President Hamid Karzai is Pashtun, from a village near Kandahar, and he has six brothers. So the natural question arises: Has anyone in the Karzai family been bacha baz? Two Afghans with close connections to the Karzai family told me they know that at least one family member and perhaps two were bacha baz. Afraid of retribution, both declined to be identified and would not be more specific for publication.

As for Karzai, an American who worked in and around his palace in an official capacity for many months told me that homosexual behavior "was rampant" among "soldiers and guys on the security detail. They talked about boys all the time."

He added, "I didn't see Karzai with anyone. He was in his palace most of the time." He, too, declined to be identified.

In Kandahar, population about 500,000, and other towns, dance parties are a popular, often weekly, pastime. Young boys dress up as girls, wearing makeup and bells on their feet, and dance for a dozen or more leering middle-aged men who throw money at them and then take them home. A recent State Department report called "dancing boys" a "widespread, culturally sanctioned form of male rape."

So, why are American and NATO forces fighting and dying to defend tens of thousands of proud pedophiles, certainly more per capita than any other place on Earth? And how did Afghanistan become the pedophilia capital of Asia?

© 2010 Joel Brinkley

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Final Judgement For The Streaker

Billionaire Tosses Obama Streaker A Bone 

He thought he would get a million dollars, but the man who degraded himself to promote a billionaire's website will only get some rent money and help for his sister's hospital bills. Filthy rich website owner Alki David has decided that Staten Island's Juan Rodriguez failed to qualify for the million dollar prize because he didn't get within earshot of President Obama at a Philadelphia rally on Sunday. But "despite the failed attempt," David is going to pay Rodriguez's rent for one year, cover his sister's hospital bills, and give him an undisclosed but supposedly "generous" amount of cash. And all Rodriguez had to do was humiliate himself before the world and get arrested. Who says the economy's dead? Rodriguez hasn't said whether he thinks this is a raw deal, but he has apologized to the President. Yesterday the Secret Service paid him a visit, and afterward he issued a statement saying, "Mr. Obama, if you feel I disrespected you in any way, I'm very sorry for that." But it's been four days since the rally, and the ever-aloof Obama has yet to comment on the incident. Is this Obama's Katrina?

The 'undisclosed' amount is thought to be anywhere from 3 to 500 thousand dollars. All in all, not a bad pay day for Mr. Rodrguez.


Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Update On The President Streaker

He has been bailed out and Alki (the billionaire) has paid for bail and 9 months rent for the man who had his landlord breathing down his neck.

The Million Dollar decision will be made once word gets back to Alki if Obama indeed heard and seen the streaker.

Word is the parties in this story will be interviewed on the Howard Stern show tomorrow morning.
Not sure if that will happen or not.

Heres a link to the raw video of the streak.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Remember That Site I Linked Last Week

The billionaire Alki David proposed the Obama Streak challenge, where, a person had to streak the president with the site plastered on their body screaming the site for a smooth 1 million in cash.

Welp, someone did it Sunday. LOL.
Video of the streak is currently being uploaded and assessed to see if it meets the criteria for the 1 million dollar cash prize.

Man Streaks in Front of Obama for $1 Million

Streaker at Obama's Philadelphia rally

The streaker is currently still in jail and video of the streak will be released sometime today. Stay tuned to BattleCam to see if he will get paid the 1 million or not.

Meanwhile In India

Girls drugged into puberty, sold as prostitutes

Forced into puberty, prostitution
A Headlines Today team has uncovered the thriving prostitution racket in Sodavas and Girvas villages of the state's Alwar region. The team found that villagers were giving the girls - some of them as young as 10 - repeated and unregulated shots of growth hormone Oxytocin to speed up their sexual maturation.

"Gangs from the Bedia and Nutt communities kidnap girls, give them injections to make them reach puberty. The girls are then sent to Mumbai and even the Gulf for prostitution," said Rishi, a social activist in the area.

The kidnapped girls, some of them six-month-old babies, are brought to Sodavas and Girvas from far and wide. They are raised by the villagers "as their own daughters".

"Prostitution is a tradition in our community," said Ram Prasad, a village panch.

Unregulated use of Oxytocin
Oxytocin is injected by unscrupulous farmers into vegetables to make them grow faster and bigger or given to buffaloes by milkmen to boost milk yield.

Oxytocin injections are available across the counter in Alwar and are codenamed 'Goli Number 10'. Almost every chemist stocks Oxytocin although the area has absolutely no cattle population or farming.

"Oxytocin causes several hormonal changes. Apart from early puberty, the girls develop feelings of love, trust and sexual arousal. This is how the hormone is being misused," said Dr Anuradha Kapur, gynaecologist at Max Hospital.

While there are variations of the drug for human use, the injections given to the girls are the ones meant for animals.

The reason is apparent. "Veterinary Oxytocin is more effective and easily available," said Dr B.D. Gurnani, a local child specialist.

The results are shocking: girls as young as 6 or 7 years old suddenly grow up to look like teenagers. Even their age on documents is forged.

"Giving high, unregulated doses of Oxytocin can affect the centre nervous system, cause seizures and have other side-effects," said Dr Kapur.
"The families are into prostitution since generations. They have been doing it since 1947," said Om Prakash Gujjar, a sarpanch.

More with video HERE

Picture Update #3