Thursday, October 14, 2010

Final Judgement For The Streaker


Billionaire Tosses Obama Streaker A Bone 

He thought he would get a million dollars, but the man who degraded himself to promote a billionaire's website will only get some rent money and help for his sister's hospital bills. Filthy rich website owner Alki David has decided that Staten Island's Juan Rodriguez failed to qualify for the million dollar prize because he didn't get within earshot of President Obama at a Philadelphia rally on Sunday. But "despite the failed attempt," David is going to pay Rodriguez's rent for one year, cover his sister's hospital bills, and give him an undisclosed but supposedly "generous" amount of cash. And all Rodriguez had to do was humiliate himself before the world and get arrested. Who says the economy's dead? Rodriguez hasn't said whether he thinks this is a raw deal, but he has apologized to the President. Yesterday the Secret Service paid him a visit, and afterward he issued a statement saying, "Mr. Obama, if you feel I disrespected you in any way, I'm very sorry for that." But it's been four days since the rally, and the ever-aloof Obama has yet to comment on the incident. Is this Obama's Katrina?

The 'undisclosed' amount is thought to be anywhere from 3 to 500 thousand dollars. All in all, not a bad pay day for Mr. Rodrguez.

 

Posted by Telia Tuli at 11:09 AM

35 comments:

  1. JillDineOctober 14, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    score one for the little guy.

    i lol'd at obamas katrina. fucking media, how do they work

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  2. njohnfixesOctober 14, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    I think I`d do that for even that much money. I`d probably get shot in the process, though.

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  3. Come At Me BroOctober 14, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    This is great!

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  4. FreeMeOctober 14, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    I'm hearing alki gave him a job or something, and he might be hiring bourbon to be an assistant in NY.

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  5. JoshOctober 14, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    Not gonna lie if all it took was me to go streaking in front of a crowd with someones logo on me to make money then this is the job for me

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  6. UnknownOctober 14, 2010 at 3:04 PM

    I'd probably do it. People forget faces pretty fast. I'm positive I wouldn't recognize the guy on the street. As for people that know him, he can always spin it as something cool instead of humiliating. It's all about the attitude.

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  7. NoblePurpleOctober 14, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Hm, can't decide if I would have done the same or not...

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  8. Secret Guide to ShavingOctober 14, 2010 at 6:06 PM

    I think its sad that some people will leverage other people with money :/. On another note, at least I got a laugh out of it!

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  9. Jimmy VolmerOctober 14, 2010 at 7:17 PM

    this guy is a dipshit

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  10. IndustrialHazeOctober 14, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    did it say in the rules he has to be within ear shot?

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  11. AbulOctober 15, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    all that for getting naked...haha i've seen people streak the MCG in Aus for about $500 that is bout the fine you get...not to mention the crim record..sounds like a win for this guy

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  12. LongkidOctober 15, 2010 at 3:02 AM

    wow thats crazy! I wonder if he's gonna get the million!

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  13. FrankOctober 15, 2010 at 3:59 AM

    I lol'd... Didn't hear of this before but it's completely funny... Doesn't matter he was humiliated anyways, there are like 10,000 people with the same name in the country and within months everyone has forgotten him...

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  14. Max SteelOctober 15, 2010 at 6:02 AM

    So does this mean the prize is still up for grabs?

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  15. FutomaraOctober 15, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    Excellent post! I was wondering the outcome.

    @Max Steel - You gonna give it a shot if it is?


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  16. SebastianOctober 15, 2010 at 7:32 AM

    What a waste of money.

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  17. Light Weight Baby!October 15, 2010 at 8:27 AM

    This guys is creepy

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  18. Pig DisgustingOctober 15, 2010 at 10:54 AM

    good on him

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  19. CrunkyOctober 15, 2010 at 12:42 PM

    he won't get to keep a cent of it, due to a pennsylvania law against profiting from a criminal act...

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  20. Discerning GentlemanOctober 15, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    he has a little belly

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  21. RuhmreichOctober 15, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    son of a b...

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  22. JRamOctober 15, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    He should get the full amount.

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  23. AnonymousOctober 15, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    How did I miss this one? Great stuff, the poor bastard

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  24. Jimmy VolmerOctober 15, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    haha, nice

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  25. Hidden BloggerOctober 15, 2010 at 4:26 PM

    At least he gets some bucks out of the whole thing.

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  26. BLUERADOctober 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Streaking isn't that bad =/

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  27. DerpFilesOctober 15, 2010 at 6:27 PM

    Wow, I didn't even know about this...That's so fucking crazy. Isn't this mogul responsible? I wondder if the Secret Service spoke to him too>?

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  28. The Messy ApronOctober 15, 2010 at 7:19 PM

    Wow thats crazy!

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  29. stocaldOctober 15, 2010 at 11:29 PM

    Still a pretty good deal.

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  30. J. AntonioOctober 15, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    Omg, poor guy xD

    Nice blog!

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  31. Aeacus.WardenOctober 15, 2010 at 11:57 PM

    nice post

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  32. Travel And Adventure TeamOctober 16, 2010 at 4:05 AM

    I'm looking forward for the next post

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  33. Light Weight Baby!October 16, 2010 at 9:56 AM

    cool, thanks for sharing that!

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  34. A person w/ gunOctober 16, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    SO when they say "Would you do it.....for a million dollars?" you know, some where in the world, some one would do it. Also fuck man, that guy really did get it made. Also people are frugal

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  35. HemeraOctober 18, 2010 at 4:25 AM

    poor bastard

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