Monday, October 4, 2010

Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Found In His Butt

But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack...

OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

More Here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt

28 comments:

  1. he said the same thing to the hospital about the ketchup bottle they found up there......

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  2. *sigh* Floridians are always in the news for stupid stuff like this.

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  3. It must have been something he ate.

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  4. Well, it could be like in the movie "Get Him To The Greek," it wasn't his heroin.. it was Aldus Snow's!

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  5. LOL "i passed out and woke up and it was there!"

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  6. I honestly have no idea how that got there, officers...

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  7. the lengths you would go to hide a lil crack

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  8. You know you've hit rock bottom when you have to deny cocaine in your butt isn't yours...

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  9. It's good to see that you're beating inertia today :)

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  10. I don't like hi,
    anyway you have a very good blog

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  11. denying something in your ass? how retarded are people

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  12. "I swear, I have no idea how that got there!" :D

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  13. "it's not mine, officer, I swear! Oh, that is, though..."

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  14. haha he looks like hes on goofballs :P

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  15. Hahaha, that was a stupid idea.

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  16. Hahahaha that's just too stupid xD

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  17. This gave me big laughs, thanks.

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  18. Must be an unpleasant experience to find things in other people's rear ends.

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