But arrestee copped to pot cops found in his crack...
OCTOBER 1--A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.More Here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt
he dun goof'd
ReplyDeletehe said the same thing to the hospital about the ketchup bottle they found up there......
ReplyDelete*sigh* Floridians are always in the news for stupid stuff like this.
ReplyDeletehe can shit cocaine
ReplyDeletelmao, what an idiot.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been something he ate.
ReplyDeleteWell, it could be like in the movie "Get Him To The Greek," it wasn't his heroin.. it was Aldus Snow's!
ReplyDeleteLOL "i passed out and woke up and it was there!"
ReplyDeletelol dumb ass
ReplyDeleteI honestly have no idea how that got there, officers...
ReplyDeletethe lengths you would go to hide a lil crack
ReplyDeleteYou know you've hit rock bottom when you have to deny cocaine in your butt isn't yours...
ReplyDeleteproblem officer?
ReplyDeleteI puked a little
ReplyDeleteI don't like hi,
ReplyDeleteanyway you have a very good blog
denying something in your ass? how retarded are people
ReplyDelete"I swear, I have no idea how that got there!" :D
ReplyDelete"it's not mine, officer, I swear! Oh, that is, though..."
ReplyDeletehaha he looks like hes on goofballs :P
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that was a stupid idea.
ReplyDeleteHe must have been high...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha that's just too stupid xD
ReplyDeleteThis gave me big laughs, thanks.
ReplyDelete"So that's where I put it.."
ReplyDeleteMust be an unpleasant experience to find things in other people's rear ends.
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